Description

Equal pay? Nah. Degenerate pay.

This shirt flips the script with the iconic rallying cry — only here, the checks don’t clear in dollars… they clear in $DILDO.

Made for meme lords, sports fans with questionable priorities, and anyone who knows “compensation” is best delivered in green candlesticks. You wanted a raise. You got $DILDO.

• Premium cotton, softer than hopium dreams
• Print that pops harder than a ETH pump
• Worn proudly by traders, trolls, and sideline degenerates
• Not financial advice — but solid drip

Pros and cons

• Peak meme energy
• Might get you laid
• Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
• Might accidentally start a cult.