Description

This isn’t just a candle. It’s a green candle — and it smells like victory, unregulated finance, and maybe just a hint of hopium. Light it during market opens. Burn it when you go long. Manifest the pump, baby.

• Scent: Green Wick Energy
• Hand-poured in small degenerate batches
• Burns longer than your last altcoin
• Smells like up only.

Pros and cons

• Peak meme energy
• Might get you laid
• Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
• Might accidentally start a cult.