Description

Sip gains, not copium. Whether you're caffeinating before a morning chart dive or drinking the tears of paper hands, this mug gets you. This ceramic beast holds 11 ounces of pure, degen-fueled ambition.

• Microwave + dishwasher safe (unlike your bags)
• Glossy finish for maximum flex
• Handle sized for diamond hands
• Fuel up. Flip charts. Stay hard.

Pros and cons

• Peak meme energy
• Might get you laid
• Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
• Might accidentally start a cult.