DildosRUs Slides

DildosRUs Slides

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Your gains aren’t the only thing slipping — now your feet can too, in the comfiest meme slides on-chain. Whether... Read more

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    Description

    Your gains aren’t the only thing slipping — now your feet can too, in the comfiest meme slides on-chain. Whether you’re poolside, bedside, or browsing Solana tokens on the toilet, these are the slides for certified coin flippers.

    • Foam sole for soft landings after hard dumps
    • Bold print. Zero shame.
    • Pairs well with socks and bad decisions
    • Slide into the next pump.


    Pros and cons

    • Peak meme energy
    • Might get you laid
    • Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
    • Might accidentally start a cult.

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