Description

The floor is lava. Your socks shouldn’t be. These high-comfort socks feature just enough compression to support your next 12-hour charting session. Plus, they’ve got DildosRUs branding to remind you: even your toes can be degenerate.

• Cushioned sole. Maximum drip.
• One size fits most degen feet
• Ideal for gym bros and keyboard warriors alike
• Step into something bullish.

Pros and cons

• Peak meme energy
• Might get you laid
• Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
• Might accidentally start a cult.