Description

Show off those thighs and your tokens. The DildosRUs swim shorts are made for cannonballs, yacht parties, and sudden rug pulls. Loud, proud, and probably inappropriate for family beaches. But hey — so is your portfolio.

• Quick-dry, lightweight crypto drip
• Mesh liner for support (where it counts)
• DildosRUs logo splashed like a meme coin chart
• Dive deep. Moon harder.

Pros and cons

• Peak meme energy
• Might get you laid
• Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
• Might accidentally start a cult.