Description

Soft. Cuddly. Horny for gains. This bear’s been through the bear market and came out hugging green. The DildosRUs Teddy Bear is a perfect gift for that special crypto degen in your life — or just for you, because self-love is bullish.

• Ultra-plush, ultra-irreverent
• Rockin' a tiny DildosRUs T-shirt
• Not for kids. For memelords only.
• Every bull needs a bear to snuggle.

Pros and cons

• Peak meme energy
• Might get you laid
• Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
• Might accidentally start a cult.