Description

Top off your fit with this crypto crown. The DildosRUs cap brings trucker-hat energy with decentralized swagger. Curved brim, structured front, and embroidered with green candle heat. It's not just headwear — it's a state of mind.

• Adjustable strap for bulls of all sizes
• Breathable for hot takes and high leverage
• Degen-tested, influencer-approved
• Cap your FUD. Show your pump.

Pros and cons

• Peak meme energy
• Might get you laid
• Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
• Might accidentally start a cult.