Description

These aren’t just tees — they’re wearable alpha. Designed for the terminally online, forever bullish, and proudly unhinged. Each shirt features 7-word-or-fewer slogans that hit harder than a Solana pump at 3AM. No utility, just vibes. Perfect for crypto bros, meme queens, and anyone who’s ever been rugged and laughed about it later.

• Premium feel, lightweight cotton
• Printed with high-res degenerate energy
• Fits true — like your favorite bag
• Guaranteed to get at least one weird look

Crypto is a cult. Dress like it.

Pros and cons

• Peak meme energy
• Might get you laid
• Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
• Might accidentally start a cult.