Description

Not just a candle — a lifestyle.

The Large $DILDO is a high-impact, full-send prop built for meme lords, market manipulators, and the 1% of degens who survived 2022. Stick it to the side of your Ferrari, slap it on your wall, or parade it through the next crypto conference like it’s a bullish banner.

This absolute unit was not made for subtlety. It’s a statement. A spiritual weapon. A chart-charged flex for those who know that real wealth comes with poor taste and great timing.

• Oversized for maximum degeneracy

• Industrial-strength suction base

• Weather-resistant, attention-attracting, parent-disappointing

• Perfect for exotic cars, TikToks, and IRL pump rituals

If you’ve got the gains, flaunt the candle.

Pros and cons

• Peak meme energy
• Might get you laid
• Excellent gift for your wrecked friends
• Might accidentally start a cult.